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Having not renovated our glorious office space in several seasons, Crowell's higher-ups decided it was high time for an update. Amidst all the wall-smashing and new furniture, one employee's dream became reality. Much to the enjoyment of the contractors involved, a hobbit-sized hole was sliced through the wall, connecting the creative department with the kitchen. The size of the doorway is key, said Tracy Crowell, "It needed to be large enough to fit through, but small enough to force the entrant to degrade themselves by crawling through it, much as a rat would do." Crowell actuaries estimate the new door will save a hundred million man-hours in wasted walking time over the next two years. The money saved will be spent on cheese.